i don’t think you guys really understand what i would do
to play for team USA in quidditch at the olympics this year
Wait, is there an actual— an actual Qui— You are just messing with me, right? :D
How is it that their parodies make me go “The music itself is actually not that bad” and make me smile all the way through.
Is it only because I am a Starcraft player? Someone tell me D:
Well, I love my Lings either way :3
Holy hormones Batman!
Girl: All guys are the same. They never really love you, they just want you for sex and then run off with someone else. A guy who wants to spend more time having sex with you than talking to you is an asshole!
Me: LADY. Hey. I am REALLY sorry that the male reproduction organ causes guys to want to bone the woman they love silly. I want to apologize in the name of all men for this.
Girl: Uhh.. Well, thanks?
Me: Sure. You are welcome. Just do me a favor. Next time YOUR reproduction organ makes you bleed, makes you want to cry in pain, gives you a bitchy attitude towards your guy who tries his best to make you happy, and causes mood swings, shut the fuck up about it and don't bother us men with it, alright? Have a nice fucking day bitch.
My new Starcraft mouse came in the post today (got it off Ebay for 15 pounds off recommended retail, SCORE!)
Its so pretty and fits my hand perfectly. I’m currently playing around with colours to try get the most zerg looking one I can get (:
I want this. Now.